He is so short.
im sorry, but is this not the best thing ever
OMG BUT IT IS THE BEST THING EVER
Dial F for Feces throwing action!
The Wendigo is a spirit of famine from the folklore of the Algonquian peoples of the Great Lakes and much of Canada east of the Rockies. It is common in Midwestern horror stories and folktales. It is thought of as a malevolent cannibalistic spirit that could possess humans or a monster that humans could physically transform into. Those who indulged in cannibalism were at particular risk,and the legend appears to have reinforced this practice as a taboo.
It is said that in times of famine, any human that is driven to eat the flesh of another person in their hunger may become a Wendigo.
The Wendigo has an insatiable appetite. Whenever it eats a person it grows in proportion to the size of its meal, causing its hunger to grow more and more intense.
Please note that Wendigo are among the unpleasant category of monsters that are summoned by the mention of their name. The middle of Summer is about the only safe time to talk about them out loud. They can also use your name against you- if it’s the middle of Winter, and you hear your name in the howling wind, DON’T GO OUTSIDE. Get a friend to tie you to a bed or lock you in a closet if need be.
HOLY SHIT HOW ABOUT NO
Unless you’re a Winchester: then you go looking for them. With flare guns.
Really if they are found North and East of the Rockies, then why were they fighting them in Western Colorado? Just saying…
Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school.
always reblogging this ^^
Wow, if I was the parent of the student that got detention for correcting a teacher; we would be having it out in the principal’s office about incompetent staff not knowing the material they are supposed to be teaching my child and then having the balls to punish my child for having the gumption to reveal the fraud.
WOh woh woh so new Sailor Moon AND talks of new Card Captor Sakura??? Be still my beating heart, I’m 13 again…
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid